What the? Britney Spears goes bald!

Geez! Britney Spears has done it again. Crotch-flashing is now old school. Eveyrone is doing it. Now she wants to try something out that would make her hit the headlines once more for the nth time. She’s going hairless, ladies and gentlemen. Britney Spears is now officially bald!
Her precious hair is available at ebay for auction. Those who are nuts with moolahs may as well pay as high as 1 Million to get her precious locks. That is allegedly the current bid price. Like, hello? A bundle of hair strands for 1 Million? The world is really near its end.